Royal Fandom Roleplay

Written by @rfexpose, 5 Jan 2016

I was planning on writting this earlier but I was busy eating. Duchessanon requested this piece and y’all know how kindhearted I am so I decided to come back with this.

If you go back in time to about two years ago, a bunch of idiots decided on a drunken night to make the roleplay. On the time of the cheescake, these idiots thought it would be so much fun to make a satire about the royals: how about playing one? Making events and creating polyvore sets, making orders and things like that.

I’m still amazed about the response of this idiot idea tbh, so they created a post and tagged it on the fandom tag and voilá, the roleplay was born.

The early days were by far the most hilarious. Thanks to that year’s fandom awards, Juani was named king of the fandom (poor boy, he still thinks that’s a thing) and was made the Emperor of the idiots. Long live Wafflonia-Sussexy-Cheescath (the idiotic name was made out of fandom legendary puns like Waffles for the Belgians, Sussexy because of Prince Harry and Cheescath by that stupid cheescake pun ugh)! It was so annoying trying to go to the fandom tag and see millions of ugly polyvore sets. I was part of it, I’m ashamed to say. I was one of those idiots. You could see a list of other 120+ idiots following baby Juani and his minions.

A lot of people wanted to join but that thing was doomed since the beginning. On another drunken night, the evil duo composed by Kate and Victoria decided they had enough of baby Juani’s nonsense. The split the house. Then there was Wafflonia with baby Juani as their lord and savior and Sussexy with the evil duo. The evil duo took their minions with them. The hypocrites fest began. And since then others decided to split the idiots group and make more houses. They said it was because the more houses, more events would happen and they’ll stop ’marrying’ eachother like a Game of Thrones episode, but the reality’s that Juani was being a bossy emperor and they had enough (does that sound familiar to y’all?)

Then there was a point when people had enough of it, so Sussexy disappeared, Wafflonia shrinked and I don’t really care about the other houses tbh. Juani and a number of his fangirls joined him on the new house Schwarzbach (Wafflonia 2.0) and the roleplay is now a small group of almost 15 people. I think. I don’t really know. And the real drama now is that Juani’s minions are already done with him. How? (It’s a wild ride, I must warn you).

First, when Schwarzbach was created, it was all peace and love like during the Wafflonia times… but what happened? Rafaela decided to leave Juani’s house to create her own. Juani of course must have got pissed about it but didn’t say a thing. What he didn’t foresee is that, later, Rafa stole some of his family members for her new house without telling him… what a sin! When Juani found out, he was nuts. How dared they to leave Schwarzbach without his consent!!! Of course Rafaela’s minions thought they were right (let’s be real, when did they ever admit they were wrong?) and, since Juani also stood in his prideful throne, they started some sort of a Cold War… It didn’t help either that our beloved hero Jessie stood by her “friends” side and so the rest of the Houses decided to boicot Schwarzbach in a subtle way, just as Juani boicotted Rafaela’s house subtly as well by calling them “pretenders” (I’ll never get over the fact that Rafaela and her friends felt insulted by them being called pretenders. Seriously. It’s a stupid roleplay. Get over it!).

I won’t get in the details of all the things that are wrong about this roleplay (Houses not respecting real life protocol, disrespect to actual real monarchies, lack of consideration with the rest of the fandom, etc). But I must tell you that if you thought the fandom was oversensitive, this roleplay is truly out of their minds.