The eggwhite joke

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cambridgemadness asked:
put egg white in your cock and fuck me till you make merengue in my cunt
koninginmaxima:……………………………..
juaniandtheroyals:found it
claireofluxembourg:omfg why did I missed this?
ravishingtheroyals:
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hrhsussex:I will never get over this

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maximazorreguietas:
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this makes it even better omfg
maximazorreguietas:AYYYYY THIS POST TURNS 1 YEAR TODAY RIGHT NOW 
AND IT’S STILL FUNNY OMFG
claireofluxembourg:DON’T LET THIS POST DIE
NEVER FORGET

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